he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
im holly from the hills drunk
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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