the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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