I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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