I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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