Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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