come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
