We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
