Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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