i don't like sucking hair
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
i out mim tonsoeep
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