"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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