Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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