sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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