Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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