We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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