The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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