He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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