Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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