My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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