Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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