Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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