ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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