Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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