There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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