My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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