we made out on top of his cat.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I have aggressive nipples.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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