I want to stick my p in your. b.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
God I need to hump something, right now.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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