If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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