I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Randomize
