i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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