We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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