Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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