we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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