But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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