i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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