I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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