I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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