I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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