I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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