Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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