BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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