It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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