Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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