I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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