I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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