It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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