Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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