whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i think i have two assholes
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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