Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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