just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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