Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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