my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
i think im in europe. pls send help
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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