I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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